December 14 - 18, 2015

December 18, 2015 - These are not the portals you're looking for...

When the boss didn't know what to do,
We found things that meant Barney was through.
What we all didn't get - he
Not only loves Betty,
But Wilma and Mrs. Slate too!

December 17, 2015 - Sorta like the boy who paged wolf

Of that super, our view is quite dim.
Called our page oft just on a whim.
But no problems we'd see?
I'd say "How can that be?
There's a problem - the problem in HIM!"

December 16, 2015 - The 2015 Christmas Poem - "One Really Bad Upper Management Decision"

December 15, 2015 - Just like clicking Start to end Windows, right?

Since her login looks typed in by JIM,
Was she logged out? Her voice sounded grim.
There is simply no doubt
You are really logged out,
Since there's no way you've ever logged in.

December 14, 2015 - This is why we need password counseling

Scraps of paper with passwords I'd see?
That's a bad day on help desk for me.
What would make the day worse
And would cause me to curse?
It's a password that starts "JTB".