When the boss didn't know what to do,
We found things that meant Barney was through.
What we all didn't get - he
Not only loves Betty,
But Wilma and Mrs. Slate too!
Of that super, our view is quite dim.
Called our page oft just on a whim.
But no problems we'd see?
I'd say "How can that be?
There's a problem - the problem in HIM!"
Since her login looks typed in by JIM,
Was she logged out? Her voice sounded grim.
There is simply no doubt
You are really logged out,
Since there's no way you've ever logged in.
Scraps of paper with passwords I'd see?
That's a bad day on help desk for me.
What would make the day worse
And would cause me to curse?
It's a password that starts "JTB".