Girls in makeup? Results often vary.
Some look nice, but there's some that are scary.
Moderation is fine,
But you don't want to wind
Up like Mimi, that girl on Drew Carey.
The blogger at "In The Gloss" seemed to genuinely enjoy our little visits, and directed us to a blogger who enjoys limericks. And so...
Need a cleansing? Please read this epistle.
You'll feel better, as clean as a whistle.
Cayenne, maple and tea -
You be fresh as can be.
So if nothing else works, I'll bet this'll!
An idea that came from above:
Online drivers' IDs, they dreamed of.
Oh, I'm sure that they're right!
"Its security's tight!"
Said the guys that made healthcare.gov.
After reading this tome, I deduct
Lots of info, ol' Facebook has plucked.
You should not be confused -
There's a term to be used:
When this happens to you, you'll be "Zucked!"
These two owners this guy has been pranking
For these readers, his acts have been clanking.
He can't do what's required:
For they can not be fired
And too old to be given a spanking.
There's an jpeg I've pasted in Word.
It's a hawk, but it acts so absurd.
There are times I have found
It starts spinning around
Every time that I flip it the bird...
I'd advise before you tried advancin'
To a blind date with dinner and dancin':
Check a site out or three
Just to find out if he
Got surprised in some house by Chris Hansen.
This has made Mr. Kippelman frown:
It's when techies say something is down,
Or a system is dead.
Would he rather instead
Hear, "We are currently experiencing a major outage of the system due to a lack of available disk space on the server, and the fact that we are unable to do any maintenance on it because the service agreement fees haven't been paid due to cost cutting measures taken over three years ago, which also causes the vendor's tech support department to refuse our calls. Should we be able to get this service agreement renewed, they may be able to talk to us in about a week to get this resolved."