This one salesman's got us annoyed.
Ask a question - this guy's brain's a void.
But the guy he would ask
Sure was up to the task.
It is nice to know Rain Man's employed.
Just one leaseholder field? That's so crass!
George then showed me a self-guided class.
To that book I'd adhere.
Thus began my career,
'Cause he thought I should give them some SAS.
'Bout our SAN, the boss had his regards.
But his plan, our guy tore into shards.
We're just glad he's not older.
He could have been bolder
And wanted stuff punched into cards.
With that error I quickly was thrown.
"It's my name that's at fault!" I would groan.
What was causing the drama?
A pre-filled in comma
The system put in on its own.
IBM's help our mainframe is needing.
Diagnostics those guys should be heeding.
It would finally require
Just a short'ning of wire.
That's not clear when the edge you're on's
As identity fraud, it increases,
On security, I'd write a thesis.
But my plan was soon beat
Since my puzzle's complete.
My wife texted me all of the pieces.
"Home made cables are awesome!" he said.
Why's the network at times going dead?
'Twas a coiling's cruel fate.
Although Apple is great,
But his cable's a lemon instead.
The new standard - the veep is who picks it.
What I said to him caused him to nix it.
It's not used for what's old,
For this adage is told:
If code works, then you don't try to fix it.
Write a program for processing words?
One in Basic? That task is absurd!
Since our goals we can't meet
We got kicked to the street.
Now I'm one of those unemployed nerds.
We must tackle a strange glitch in power.
PC's die near the 3:30 hour.
What's the reel cause? We find
Forty miles down the line
This one plant made juice fishy, us sour.
I was hiking one day, who knows where.
My phone chimed 'bout a file reading err'
Since I knew it was hot
I would stay in one spot.
Glad I didn't get found by a bear!
"What's the problem you're having here, ma'am?"
"My computer's put me in a jam."
At the end of the day,
Why'd her net go away?
'Twas from closing a drawer with a slam.
It's a networking cable safari.
What's installed there is really quite sorry.
Tell IT, "Take a hike!
What you've got there is like
Driving dirt roads while in a Ferrari."
Parsing old Cobol code is sure rotten.
Seems the EXITs were always forgotten.
Structured programming guides
Have a rule all abide:
Using GOTO's is strictly verboten.
Her computer was making her twitch.
'Twas so slow she was starting to bitch.
What's the cause? I don't know.
Move her desk? That's too slow.
It was caused by a boarded up switch.
Well, Pierre, based on what they demand,
We'll proceed with the project as planned.
We will put in that fix.
What? You say that it's six?
Hello... Hello... Anybody there?...
"A word processor? That would be hot!
You can't do that with what you have got!
For a hundred grand more
Get a new thirty four!"
I would call that a resume-not.
Since my job took an outward trajectory,
They had problems with Active Directory.
A new server would nix it
Until I could fix it.
So now it's configured correctory.
Those new PC's we sure do adore!
But the boss, his new box he'd abhor.
But in two days or so
It's a coaster for joe.
I thought that's what the CD tray's for.
We've got systems in many a state.
(Well a city in each, give or take...)
An enlightening day!
Reps sure watch what they say
When their pitch gets recorded on tape.
Was the real estate office that blind?
How they billed was an eye-popping find!
Our employees are hosed
Since our management knows
They don't bill for the contracting kind.