With our ad picking system deluxe,
Why'd our company make fewer bucks?
We all said, "What the HeII?
What we wrote works too well?"
Now we have to ensure our code sucks.
The installs were not going as planned.
I was asked if I'd lend them a hand.
Why's this reader still dead?
It's the guide left unread.
All that's needed? It has to be scanned.
Get bad grades on my projects? NO WAY!
"Make a comment for each line," he'd say.
Though it seemed rather banal
And yes, somewhat aynal.
But doing it earned me an A.
That new system HR's taking glory in.
It's year end! The accountants are worryin'.
End of month, they will say
Do not post 'fore today.
Stay away from a souped up Delorean.
"Get me clearance! You can not renege!
Leper colony? Free me!" I'd beg.
What's the fix they have planned?
Give the help desk a hand.
It won't cost them an arm and a leg.
(Thanks for the inspiration, Weird Al!!!)