October 2016

October 5, 2016 - Got better code? Here's less money

With our ad picking system deluxe,
Why'd our company make fewer bucks?
We all said, "What the HeII?
What we wrote works too well?"
Now we have to ensure our code sucks.

October 18, 2016 - Four words: Read. The. Furshlugginer. Manual.

The installs were not going as planned.
I was asked if I'd lend them a hand.
Why's this reader still dead?
It's the guide left unread.
All that's needed? It has to be scanned.

October 19, 2016 - No comment

Get bad grades on my projects? NO WAY!
"Make a comment for each line," he'd say.
Though it seemed rather banal
And yes, somewhat aynal.
But doing it earned me an A.

October 24, 2016 - Not sure how he'd have done that last one, though

That new system HR's taking glory in.
It's year end! The accountants are worryin'.
End of month, they will say
Do not post 'fore today.
Stay away from a souped up Delorean.

October 28, 2016 - Welcome to the colony

"Get me clearance! You can not renege!
Leper colony? Free me!" I'd beg.
What's the fix they have planned?
Give the help desk a hand.
It won't cost them an arm and a leg.

(Thanks for the inspiration, Weird Al!!!)