In the light of his box this guy's basking.
Are there problems here now, I am asking
Of this box, he's reliant
As server and client.
A server shan't do multi-tasking.
What he said, it sure wasn't malarkey,
Though some thought he was being too snarky.
From what's happened to me,
I will have to agree
With the title above by ol' Sharky!
Were the rules for our systems relaxed?
Did our 10 percent prizes get axed?
It's a government shop.
Why'd your payments get stopped?
I will tell you: You merely got taxed.
Could the PC's be acting more queerer?
After checking, the cause became clearer.
While at first, they were mad,
But the mess ain't so bad.
When the culprit they saw in their mirror.
To my agency, I'm sure a hero.
Billed that company mucho dinero.
Twice the company pays
For my five percent raise?
Hey, what's fifty percent of a zero?!?
At the mouth he was starting to froth.
"See these printouts? The color scheme's off!
You must redo the site,
Since those colors aren't right."
Guess I'll make up a style sheet "Goth."
Why's the outage? Our group would determine
'Twas a girl who's like General Sherman.
What's the fix? We'd require
A big cage of barbed wire
And a sign that we'd write in faux German.
The bank buyout was done in a blur.
There's some testing that soon would occur.
It's on banking? How crass!
There's no way she would pass.
So the bank took no interest in her.
Just as soon as her call had begun
'Twas ten minutes before she was done.
She was in quite a bind,
So her data I'd find.
Like my service, it starts with "A1"
Said the post-doc with much acrimony,
"This phone sucks, that is sure no baloney!"
No when all's said and done,
She's not dialing a one.
Now I know her degree isn't phoney.