Can I pay for our permit in person?
When I tried, all my woes would just worsen.
I'm alarmed, it was clear.
Payments can't be made here.
So I just left their office a cursin'...
Where'd my PO's go? Don't make me laugh!
Old approvals? An hour and a half.
All my budget is spent?
I've lost ninety percent.
Plus one hundred percent of the staff.
Boy, the reasons my boss used were bent.
One by one every staff member went.
With her budgeting call,
Thirteen mil now seems small.
To outsource costs three hundred percent.
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Since this girl and her beau are apart,
There's a tattoo that's straight from the heart.
Folks will ask her some day,
"What's your tattoo here say?"
They must locate a good ASCII chart.
When the girl's face had turned oh, so ashen,
Said the doctor, "Your face I should bash it!"
Said the fish, "Hey, you ape!
Don't get bent out of shape!
How 'bout showing a little compassion?!?"
All my plans my boss quickly had thwarted.
"Change that system? There's no way!" he snorted.
Barney's code's how to go.
He won't budge even though
VB6 is no longer supported.
'Bout that guy I could write a novella.
He came back, his division? Umbrella?
As a "Batman" junkie
There's one guy that could be:
It's that old Burgess Meredith fella.
Some might say I'm the shop floor tech guide.
All their problems, I take them in stride.
When together, I caught
Those two hard hats, I thought
They reminded me of my new bride.
You have found your lost phone. Let us check.
But you say it won't ring? What the heck?
I'm sure techies all moan,
"Dude, just go put your phone
On a chain that you hang on your neck!"
When I'd ask, my darned boss loudly chimes,
"Don't put PCs in our five and dimes!"
Our new "sign making kit",
To that boss was a hit.
We could call it a sign of the times.
Some thing makes this poor fish's head throb.
Working hardware, that guy was a slob.
When you put in chips poorly,
It makes the box roarly.
This guy, he had only one job...
No, this service tech isn't a jerk.
In our server room one day he'd lurk.
He was under duress
Since that button he'd press.
Which is why he's behind in his work.
This new scanner! There's nothing to top it!
But that beeping! We really must stop it!
We had looked all around -
There's no volume switch found.
How'd we fix it? Get Barney to drop it!
Here's an issue I'd like to discuss.
Of those "Projects" I'm making a fuss.
Why's this guy so depraved?
All those pictures he saved?
They all show what they're doing to us.
Do I think the guy's honest? I don't.
Will our vendors on someday get boned?
Seems he's getting a thrill
With the pseudonym "Will"
While his credit score's saying he's "Won't."
'Twas a question accountants all fear:
"Can we falsify time sheets?" Oh, dear!!!
There are many a bloke
Who would insert a joke
'Bout the Donald or Hillary here.
O'er the tables the analyst slaved.
Were his actions a little depraved?
Little fields he'd bag.
For they're only a flag,
And just think of the bits that we'll save!
I can't hear what she's hearing. I'm charmed?
After five tries, at last she's disarmed.
I'll admit - 'twas a shock.
The noise came from her clock.
And now she is no longer alarmed.
'Bout our backups my boss and I clashed.
Was his backup plan made while he's smashed?
He'd use only one drive.
Glad I got out alive
Before the next time the disk crashed.