I'd say Fred's a delusional bloke.
What he did caused our systems to choke.
When our systems he spurned
A quick lesson he learned:
Don't fix something when it is not broke.
But ol' Barney, Fred told him to go.
Made too much for a "Worker", you know.
In a year, Fred was gone
And now Barney's back on
As consultant and raking in dough!
To the cops the poor local exploded.
Since his patience was way overloaded.
"It's the modem!" I bawled
Since the number it called
Was improperly area coded.
Saving voicemail? To her I had hinted
"Keep a list that is saved and is printed."
What I said she won't hear?
Now, the answer is clear:
Work with folks who are not so long-winded.
Outlook twenty thirteen, lots eschew it.
The transition - we have to go through it.
"Will old emails be lost?"
In my mind, this thought crossed:
You can get your assistant to do it.
Ah, vacations can being lots of joy.
Said my son, "Trips can sometimes annoy!
Now we're back at our home
Where our logins are known."
This nerd thought to himself, "That's my boy!"