November 16 - 20, 2015

November 20, 2015 - Is it the appendix? The spleen? The intestine?

When she called, what she saw really shocked her.
While she worked, her devices had blocked her.
When I asked what's to blame,
She did not know its name.
It's a good thing that she's not a doctor.

November 19, 2015 - And you thought IT governance slows things down...

My spam filter gets rid of my junk.
Then one day, there's no note? Did it flunk?
The next day it appeared
With that note in - how weird!
The thing filtered itself! Who'da thunk?

November 18, 2015 - And you thought IT governance slows things down...

All those guys with the belts made of leather
Climbing ladders with nary a tether.
That's the unionized way,
But this poet must say
Doesn't "Union" mean working together?

November 17, 2015 - Want to sue over this? We know some lawyers...

Was the new guy as dumb as a knob?
Just one note made a lot of heads throb.
He sent out our whole list?!?
Boy, those clients were pist!
But somehow, the guy still kept his job.

November 16, 2015 - Now we know what they're NOT paid the big bucks for

Sometimes suits will not act like a neighbor.
It's a point I don't want to belabor.
They can't turn on a switch?
Oh, boy, that one is rich!
They consider that "manual labor?!?"