November 9 - 13, 2015

November 13, 2015 - Because parts is parts, right?

Why are BOM's running like pooopy?
It was then I became kind of snoopy.
The instruction's part name
And the part's was the same.
'Twas a scheme that was infinite loopy.


November 12, 2015 - Run a backup and check error logs, then we'll talk

This slick guy was a self-pay-raise plotter.
"Get more cash? With computers, I ought-er!"
Operator? No way!!!
If 'twas true, than today
I'm a chef just for boiling some water.


November 11, 2015 - All for One IT, and One IT for me

One IT's the veep's motto? It is?
But Production can't help us? Gee whiz!
They can't swap out the head
Until all four are dead?
Can we swap out one more, namely his?


November 10, 2015 - If it's jumping around, that IS a problem

What's a frog? That I'll have to decode.
It's a mouse? A fact I never knowed...
It's much better by far
Than a name for a car.
If it was, then the thing could be toad.


November 9, 2015 - We have trouble remembering it's a new month too

There a question the client would raise.
Thirty-second? You're wrong in your ways!
If it's guidance you seek,
We all learned just last week
Every month only has thirty days!