November 2 - 6, 2015

November 6, 2015 - Their motto: If it ain't broke, fix it

Backup cooling is needed! My posit!
But my cry wasn't heeded, now, was it?
Said the fish, "Golly gee,
It's appearing to me
Sometimes things are best left in the closet."

November 5, 2015 - Thirty days hath...

While we sail 'mid the snow and the ice
Keying data exact and precise,
Thirty-first didn't take?
An assumption I'll make:
February gets stuff counted thrice.

November 4, 2015 - But did he still get the free lunch?

For free lunch, a sales rep, Barney'd grill 'im.
There's no way the rep's firm'd ever bill 'im.
But he left with a frown
When he shut the works down,
The CAD manager showed up to kill 'im.

November 3, 2015 - What a deal -- and guess who pays for it?

That new policy can't be ignored.
When we heard it, us techies were floored.
There's some car guys who'd say
"This I'd do any day!
Get a Jaguar, yet pay for a Ford."

November 2, 2015 - No treat, just trick

The guy's wife had his head in a noose.
"This receipt?!? Hey pal! What's your excuse?!?"
We agreed when it's done,
Doing homework was fun!
Stuff like finding a valid masseuse!