We're in need of a new generator.
But the board is an IT boss hater.
He performed a small test
And they said, "You're a pest!
Go get out of our face! See you later!"
Boy, our bottom line certainly reeks!
There are layoffs the CIO seeks.
That feared trebuchet ride -
Who should go? He'd decide
It's the wheels that have got the most squeaks.
About Loran there's quite a commotion.
The two specialists haven't a notion.
Since my brain I have used
They're no longer con-fused.
And I'll bet that they get a promotion...
There's an issue that needs some surmounting.
And the tension the boss has is mounting.
One and one not be two?
I was thinking, "It's true.
It is clear why he's not in accounting."
But I soon got to thinking, "Now then,
IT folks can be strange yet again...
When we add one and one,
That's 10 when we're done.
Non-IT folks would see it as ten."
This one user came to me perturbed.
Can the ills with his cell phone be curbed?
With just one little switch,
Now it rings and will twitch.
He now goes back to being disturbed.