October 19 - 23, 2015

October 23 - in the mountains of Georgia...

October 22, 2015 - Hey, panic will knock out their brains every time

Clueless users? This guy is a champ.
Makes my brain ache - it's starting to cramp.
Send spam to us? He's not.
Our spam address he's got,
But don't know how to stick on the stamp.

October 21, 2015 - It's brand new. How could it not be good?

Three bad modules? Now, how can that be?
It could happen. Now take it from me.
Things can go straight to pot
And won't work when it ought.
That's when JIM's put in charge of QC.

October 20, 2015 - And that's why they invented maintenance contracts

Through the wires we would nudge and we'd wheedle.
Saying words that no one would call creedal.
With what this job requires,
We can train our new hires -
Searching haystacks to find a lone needle.

October 19, 2015 - Well, it didn't say that OUT LOUD...

There's a virus scan started by me.
When completed, call back. He'd agree.
Why'd he not call me back?
What one thing did it lack?
The screen had a capital "C".