October 12 - 16, 2015

October 16, 2015 - Another bright idea with just one little problem

Was the owner some kind of a putz?
Build a pool! There's no ifs, ands or buts!
Pulled a tile up today,
And I shouted, "Oy vey!
This darned drain got all clogged up by schmutz!

October 15, 2015 - And how long would it take to rebuild it?

There are days that I simply can't win.
Find her file? I tried time and a-gin.
'Twas created today,
Then deleted? I'd say
"Ma'am, your best bet's your Recycle Bin."

October 14, 2015 - Because Quality Is Job 2. Or maybe Job 3 or 4

A new programming standard's begun.
Must compile, but it won't need to run.
What was one boss's goal?
Telling QA, "It's whole!"
Earn that bonus! To him, that's Job 1!

October 13, 2015 - See, you didn't need such a big budget after all!

That director? My view is quite dim.
Said my spending was really quite grim.
He so firmly required
That somebody be fired.
That somebody? It ought to be him!

October 12, 2015 - Anybody want to predict how this one ends?

Is the CFO harboring malices?
What he did could cause IT paralysis.
Soon the guy was excused
For his failure to use
That "predictive stock failure analysis."