Was the owner some kind of a putz?
Build a pool! There's no ifs, ands or buts!
Pulled a tile up today,
And I shouted, "Oy vey!
This darned drain got all clogged up by schmutz!
There are days that I simply can't win.
Find her file? I tried time and a-gin.
'Twas created today,
Then deleted? I'd say
"Ma'am, your best bet's your Recycle Bin."
A new programming standard's begun.
Must compile, but it won't need to run.
What was one boss's goal?
Telling QA, "It's whole!"
Earn that bonus! To him, that's Job 1!
That director? My view is quite dim.
Said my spending was really quite grim.
He so firmly required
That somebody be fired.
That somebody? It ought to be him!
Is the CFO harboring malices?
What he did could cause IT paralysis.
Soon the guy was excused
For his failure to use
That "predictive stock failure analysis."