Work the weekends? Our thoughts are quite dim.
Though we ate well, morale was too grim.
Those employees who left
Will no longer get effed,
But it's nice hearing stories 'bout JIM.
This one call I got went kinda shabby.
I should listen, instead I was gabby.
It was quite a surprise.
When I started, the guys
Didn't tell me that I'd be "Dear Abby."
"All your power supplies are bad!" BANG!!!
"They're the worst we have ever had!" BANG!!!
We'd replace every one,
But when all's said and done,
They worked fine. To our shelves we'd add.
After several days, I was then able
To go see them a-winding their cable.
I soon found why they'd fail,
And while living this tale,
Saw some new redneck dining room tables.
Why'd the network job go on the blink?
They use Telnet - quite risky, I think.
Secure Shell's the right way.
Can you change it today?
Then go back to your tapes of N'Sync...
This new system he's going to test.
To a senator, Visa's addressed.
This could wind up so sad -
If it wasn't for dad,
Today's fish could be under arrest!