September 28 - October 2, 2015

October 2, 2015 - One more time: You've only got one phone, right?

'Twas a call that had techies all sprintin'.
After days, this girl had us all squintin'.
Did she help? She was nice...
She just had one device.
Sure, she did. Just like Hillary Clinton...

October 1, 2015 - See, we're still making payments on those servers

Who's complaining? I'll show you lists!
But the CEO - change he resists!
That new VPN's neat.
That one symptom he'll treat,
The disease, sad to say, still exists.

September 30, 2015 - Software -- and a little bit more

That new POS system's the best!
But to upgrade, no one could have guessed
All new hardware is needed!
Our budget's exceeded.
This upgrade's a huge POS!

September 29, 2015 - Ergonomically Incorrect

Ergonomi9cs! That ca3use we espo9use.
Many think th6ere's ghost i6n the house!
Numb5ers ofte4n appe7ared!
Th2at was really qu8ite weird
'Til that tech moved the pad for my mouse.

September 28, 2015 - Aren't you glad GUIs are so intuitive?

It's the strangest call I've ever seen.
This "erasing out?" What does that mean?
Kill your screen saver, then
You'll be calling back when
You've got wallpaper burned in your screen.