September 21 - 25, 2015

September 25, 2015 - After that, everybody got just 'passw0rd'?

"1 w4nt wh0 d1d th1$ 0ut 0n h1$ h31n13!"
Wh4t'$ th3 0dd$ 0f th4t h4pp3n1ng? T1ny.
W1th th4t p4$$w0rd 4$$1gn3d
$h3 f3lt $h3 w4$ m4l1gn3d.
W4$ th3 p4$$w0rd 4$$1gn3d t0 h3r "wh1ny?"

    - or, if you can't read passwordese, -

"I want who did this out on his heinie!"
What's the odds of that happening? Tiny.
With that password assigned
She felt she was maligned.
Was the password assigned to her "whiny?"

September 24, 2015 - Family business, redefined

With that girl in a motherly way,
She would tell me that she was okay.
Feed her kid while we'd work?
No, I'm not a big jerk,
But I want to go back every day!

September 23, 2015 - They're all gone!

He can't find where the Outlook link is.
After working, I'm thinking, "Gee whiz!
This is one students use."
Now the fish is amused -
It's not his 'cause his laptop's not his!"

RIP: Yogi Berra 1925 - 2015

September 22, 2015 - No, really -- call us about data, not dating!

Said the manager to his friend Shirl,
"There's a user who gave it a whirl.
At one time, this would seem
A computer nerd's dream:
To be offered a date with a girl!"

September 21, 2015 - Usually that's the help desk, but not this time

Seems her Notes wasn't acting too good.
She can't get in when she knew she should.
How'd she contact IT?
With an email, you see.
She can't get in, when really, she could...