September 7 - 11, 2015

September 11, 2015 - Details, details...

When I got there, t'was easy to see
He's the problem, you'd have to agree.
Help desk call? His view's dim.
Be a bother? Not him,
That's unless he is bothering me.

September 10, 2015 - At least she didn't use the Recycle Bin this time

There's a temp who was throwing a fit.
Stuff is gone! She don't like it one bit!
Folder RSS Feeds:
There she keeps what she needs.
It's for Really Spectacular, er, Stuff.

September 9, 2015 - Another successful IT reorg

They thought organization's our essence.
But they only created great messes.
Both went off on their own,
"I believe," I would moan,
"They're just helping create obsolescence."

September 8, 2015 - Hey, by then those bits are vintage collectibles!

Query data? We don't do that much.
But right now we can't use it as such.
Like a bar dark and dim,
The kind oft used by JIM:
We can look at the goods, but can't touch.

September 7, 2015 - If they wanted that, they should've asked for it

Though the work that he did's working fine,
"You're short-sighted," his boss would still whine.
I don't need this abuse!
Bet our code's still in use
In the year ninety-nine ninety-nine!