August 31 - September 4, 2015

September 4, 2015 - It's magic!

With each test, I could hear my boss cheer.
"It prints there when we tell it from here!!!
It is magic!" I mused,
"Hey, if magic is used,
Could I just make this guy disappear?"

September 3, 2015 - How hard could it be?

I need posters. They told me "Okay,
Here's a printer. Install right away."
All those emails! Just stick it!
Emergency ticket!
That gets it set up in a day!

September 2, 2015 - Now that's our kind of emergency!

An emergency update you seek?
Since emergencies came to a peak,
There's a rule to be heeded:
Emergency's needed?
We'll schedule one for next week...

September 1, 2015 - OK, your first clue should have been...

Now her laptop's messed up all because
She had broken those anti-spam laws.
Clicked that fake email link
Without stopping to think.
Seems her laptop's not lost, but she was.

August 31, 2015 - Urgent, redefined

It was urgent! I'm needed the worst!
"Close your tickets, or else you'll be cursed!"
Urgent help that she'd seek?
Come by Monday next week.
At best, urgent's one hundred and first.