With each test, I could hear my boss cheer.
"It prints there when we tell it from here!!!
It is magic!" I mused,
"Hey, if magic is used,
Could I just make this guy disappear?"
I need posters. They told me "Okay,
Here's a printer. Install right away."
All those emails! Just stick it!
That gets it set up in a day!
An emergency update you seek?
Since emergencies came to a peak,
There's a rule to be heeded:
We'll schedule one for next week...
Now her laptop's messed up all because
She had broken those anti-spam laws.
Clicked that fake email link
Without stopping to think.
Seems her laptop's not lost, but she was.
It was urgent! I'm needed the worst!
"Close your tickets, or else you'll be cursed!"
Urgent help that she'd seek?
Come by Monday next week.
At best, urgent's one hundred and first.