August 24 - 28, 2015


August 28, 2015 - Anyone see a problem with this plan?

Mass deployment? His plans were too hazy.
Think it through? My darned boss was quite lazy.
In his mind, had it crossed
What's the size or the cost?
I would say that this guy has an overwhelming case of abnormal delusions of personal and professional grandeur created by implementing of a system written by an underling, which would be brought on by the lack of attention given to him by his parents while he was just a toddler, and also a way of compensating for an undersized part of his anatomy.


August 27, 2015 - Why we love last-millennium password policies

It's 8:30. Hey! Unlock me, please?
Now it's 9. Could you unlock me, please?
Password change on a phone
Would soon make the fish moan.
It's 9:30. Hey! Unlock me, please?


August 26, 2015 - Can I get that in writing?

What's the Outlook? It seems rather strange.
With no email, a call is arranged.
Here's a tip, the fish gloats.
Tell the help desk, "Take Notes!"
It is done with a phone call Exchange.


August 25, 2015 - Experts, redefined

My aunt's internet link was a bust.
As I fixed it, this subject's discussed.
Here's a tip that's not small:
There's one guy you don't call
It's an expert you know you can't trust.


August 24, 2015 - Is that what they said about Y2k testing too?

Said the management team, "This ain't right."
I'll retest and not put up a fight.
Monday's not good enough?
I won't leave in a huff!
Pay me OT for Saturday night!