August 17 - 21, 2015

August 21, 2015 - Otherwise it would have typed AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

There's a feature that she doesn't like.
It was causing her anger to spike.
XP typed what she said.
Does she want that part dead?
Put electrical tape o'er the mike!

August 20, 2015 - Great idea, boss!

Since we've got us a fast growing biz,
We need structure when buying. Gee whiz!
The boss says it won't fly.
And the reason just why?
'Cause an idea's good when it's his!

August 19, 2015 - Forgot your password? Good luck, chum

I can't login? Please say it ain't so!
Changing passwords caused problems to grow.
My head is now throbbin'!
I'm thinking that Robin
And Batgirl would say, "Holy D'oh!"

RIP Yvonne Craig (Batgirl from Batman 1966) 1937 -

August 18, 2015 - And about those master and slave brake cylinders?

"At this meeting, we want to be plain.
There's a high road we need to attain.
Use drug jargon? We're not.
Things can't go straight to pot."
Said the boss and his aide, Mary Jane.

August 17, 2015 - But that's where I keep ALL my printouts

How that printer runs makes his teeth gnash.
I looked into his call in a flash.
It's a full output bin?
There's some days you can't win.
Some reports should be sent straight to trash...