August 10 - 14, 2015


August 14, 2015 - And that means six more weeks of code reviews

"Why's our three tier approach rule not heeded?"
It's a workstation system. Not needed.
"No web service or client?"
I stood there defiant!
The boss's boss soon had conceded.

Enter new boss's boss -

"Why's our three tier approach rule not heeded?"
It's a workstation system. Not needed.
"No web service or client?"
I stood there defiant!
The boss's boss soon had conceded.

A scenario's here. I'm aware.
Have another re-org? Don't you dare!
I won't take it to well!
Here's my personal heII:
Each day, wake up to Sonny & Cher!


August 13, 2015 - You can't do that!

We can streamline the process. It's great!
The utility, still, can't relate!
It won't work! Hey, you jerks!
Well, of course the thing works!
With the help of our pal, Ashton Tate.


August 12, 2015 - Why didn't you say that to begin with?

In my cube, lots of suits were around.
There's a problem. The guy was soon found.
There's a rule he's not heeding:
Don't sign without reading.
This guy appears Washington-bound!


August 11, 2015 - Because the higher-up is always right -- right?

I was call in to make a small fix.
There's a printer that no longer ticks.
Condensation? Cause spurned!
If there's one thing I've learned:
Electronics and water don't mix.


August 10, 2015 - Turns out finger-pointing can get VERY pointed

Those consultants are being a pest!
Come on, guys! Can't you give it a rest?
It's our fault? It's no jive
You're the ones who hosed 'Live'
When you thought you were working in 'Test.'