This guy's boss should be quickly deep-sixed.
Yearly, project's name always gets nixed.
Seems he wasn't that bright.
Says the comic Ron White,
There's just some folks that cannot be fixed.
With new access points, it really suct.
With no POE, is our group fuct?
Here's a fix for our glitch:
Wrap each power strip switch
With a tape that you'd use on a duct.
This guy's good in the Cobol code game?
His reports all go down in bright flames!
All his code we should nix!
What's an easier fix?
Make sure each day's exactly the same!
To the help desk, I went well-equipped.
"There's no way it's the firewall!" I flipped!
It's my password that's hosed?
I'm not sure what he knows,
Guess he couldn't go off from his script.
There's a UPS problem here. *beep*
Checking records, we still heard that *beep*
"UPS? It's your phone!"
Then the user did moan,
"It's my cell phone? Well, son of a *beep*!"