July 20 - 24, 2015

July 24, 2015 - 2 plus 2? 4 (or maybe 5 for large values of 2?)

A new HOA website they'd seek.
A new user said "Captcha's sure reek!"
She was slow, to be frank.
Because once in the Tank,
We've been asked to use Urdu and Greek.

Don't believe me? Check out: http://www.o2birish.com/o2birish_captchas.htm

July 23, 2015 - Cleanliness is actually next to sabotage, it seems

As I sat at my desk drinking Snapple,
I heard "Lab can't connect via Apple.
Though their keyboards are clean,
409's really mean.
Nothing screws up our gear like that crap'll.

I changed that last word in the Tank to crapple to get by the CWHNE

July 22, 2015 - Notepad, WordPad, iPad -- a pad's a pad, right?

This darned guy! I will not be defeated!
I'm so worked up, it's hard to stay seated!
It's a text file! Get real!
You're still stumped? What's the deal?
Would you like me to go there to read it?

July 21, 2015 - IT Rule #17: Any computer is ALWAYS about to break

'Bout our techie he wanted to dicker.
"He should get my restore done much quicker!"
Here's what I'd like to say:
Do a backup each day,
And don't mess with that licensing sticker!

July 20, 2015 - Because, hey, what could possibly go wrong?

Thought the doc driving home in his Camry,
"With no mammograms, things were so clamm'ry!
It was caused by some dope.
Now I'm just like Bob Hope,
Since I'm singing now, "Thanks For the Mamm'ry's"