July 13 - 17, 2015

July 17, 2015 - Isn't that a job requirement for that position?

Saw my Ph.D. sister again.
She confuses my brain now and then.
Tech support knows her well.
When her acronyms smell,
They all have to use ESPN.

July 16, 2015 - See, somebody DOES read the manual!

On the users their chain I would yank.
Cause their screen to look cracked as a prank.
Did they RTFM?
Well, at least some of them.
Next, the tank tale winds up in the Tank.

July 15, 2015 - We don't want people calling the help desk, do we?

Every user was starting to frown.
That darned SharePoint again has gone down!
With its previous deeds
What the help desk sure needs
Is assistance from Doc Emmett Brown.

July 14, 2015 - OK, fun's fun, but where's my BIOS?

"Lots more BIOS is needed?" he'd say.
"We should put lots more in, right away!"
Way back then, to be frank,
BIOS went in a tank.
But today, BIOS comes in a spray.

July 13, 2015 - Can you see me now?

When our signals would suddenly crash,
We began in find why in a flash.
What was causing the strain?
It was stuff on a crane.
Who enlightened us all? Johnny Cash.