Saw my Ph.D. sister again.
She confuses my brain now and then.
Tech support knows her well.
When her acronyms smell,
They all have to use ESPN.
On the users their chain I would yank.
Cause their screen to look cracked as a prank.
Did they RTFM?
Well, at least some of them.
Next, the tank tale winds up in the Tank.
Every user was starting to frown.
That darned SharePoint again has gone down!
With its previous deeds
What the help desk sure needs
Is assistance from Doc Emmett Brown.
"Lots more BIOS is needed?" he'd say.
"We should put lots more in, right away!"
Way back then, to be frank,
BIOS went in a tank.
But today, BIOS comes in a spray.
When our signals would suddenly crash,
We began in find why in a flash.
What was causing the strain?
It was stuff on a crane.
Who enlightened us all? Johnny Cash.