July 6 - 10, 2015

July 10, 2015 - Say, is somebody's phone ringing?

"Don't be touching my phone!" said my crony.
We all thought he was full of baloney.
'Bout this prank we all rave
Since we copied his wav
And made calls to a phone that was phony.

July 9, 2015 - Yes, but WHICH ONE?!?

His install's leaving quite a big mess.
What to do? He will not even guess.
Now this new guy is stuck?
Thought the fish, "What the Zuck?!?
Here's a thought for you: RTFS!"

July 8, 2015 - OK, maybe not THAT much more complicated

"All those channels don't work," Said the guy.
Fix the problem? I'll give it a try.
Now you may not have heard,
To the wise are these words:

July 7, 2015 - And you thought Microsoft invented the BSoD

"It keeps crashing!" the sysop would cry.
Here's a patch. We will give it a try.
Run install, IPL
And it still runs like heII
Only now, it's not telling us why.

July 6, 2015 - C'mon, how hard could it be?

"Your whole business could run on PC!"
So I thought, "Just how hard could it be?"
Using Foxpro was wrong -
That would take way too long.
Using Access, you'd find out in three.