"Don't be touching my phone!" said my crony.
We all thought he was full of baloney.
'Bout this prank we all rave
Since we copied his wav
And made calls to a phone that was phony.
His install's leaving quite a big mess.
What to do? He will not even guess.
Now this new guy is stuck?
Thought the fish, "What the Zuck?!?
Here's a thought for you: RTFS!"
"All those channels don't work," Said the guy.
Fix the problem? I'll give it a try.
Now you may not have heard,
To the wise are these words:
PHY, PHY, PHY.
"It keeps crashing!" the sysop would cry.
Here's a patch. We will give it a try.
Run install, IPL
And it still runs like heII
Only now, it's not telling us why.
"Your whole business could run on PC!"
So I thought, "Just how hard could it be?"
Using Foxpro was wrong -
That would take way too long.
Using Access, you'd find out in three.