June 22 - 26, 2015

June 26, 2015 - See, we CAN get along after all!

First my view of this co-worker's dim.
Brushing people off just on a whim.
How'd my view come around?
It was when the guy found
I could play his games better than him!


June 25, 2015 - Really, he's just trying to spread the fun around

While those niggling things I'd try to fight,
A new client came in? I won't bite!
You should take it, no doubt!
You could rip that net out,
And then this time the job is done right.


June 24, 2015 - Not the kind of redundancy we really needed here

"Why no phones?!?" was the way I was greeted.
There's no way that I will be defeated!
What's the clue for the fix?
It was hearing the clicks
From a floppy improperly seated.


June 23, 2015 - After all, longer IS stronger

While it's true our security's strong,
The new password won't work? What is wrong?
What he typed, we'll use yet
When the standard we set's
At least twenty four characters long.


June 22, 2015 - Yes, these days even exit interviews require prep

What did I do for you? Man, I swear!
I will tell you - you should be aware!
I am not someone's chump!
IT's just like an ump!
When we're best, no one knows that we're there!