My new company - Web 2's required.
My old company's help is desired.
They are paying for free
My old company's fee,
But won't listen to those that they've hired.
called in in a daze.
"This darned Pilot's not working!" she says.
She will call me, you know,
Every three months or so.
She wants me for my two triple A's.
You say 9-1-1's called? That ain't right.
I am 300 miles from our site.
There's no phone there, you see?
So it can not be me.
There's no doubt that my alibi's tight.
"So who called?" the pist sheriff would groan.
"Is there some way a cause could be shown?"
In my testing, I'd find
There was noise on the line
That makes phony calls when there's no phone.
Not a thing on my screen could I see!
My darned ticket's closed? How can that be?
On first contact resolved?
Why? The mystery's solved.
It was good for him, not good for me.
"My darned hotspot's not working!" he said.
"There are places the thing is just dead."
There's no reason to moan!
Change the name of your phone.
Or avoid other people named Fred.