June 15 - 19, 2015

June 19, 2015 - See, they'd have listened to you as a consultant

My new company - Web 2's required.
My old company's help is desired.
They are paying for free
My old company's fee,
But won't listen to those that they've hired.

June 18, 2015 - Since that's the only thing that goes wrong...

The user called in in a daze.
"This darned Pilot's not working!" she says.
She will call me, you know,
Every three months or so.
She wants me for my two triple A's.

June 17, 2015 - OK, that WOULD be a reason to call during vacation

You say 9-1-1's called? That ain't right.
I am 300 miles from our site.
There's no phone there, you see?
So it can not be me.
There's no doubt that my alibi's tight.

"So who called?" the pist sheriff would groan.
"Is there some way a cause could be shown?"
In my testing, I'd find
There was noise on the line
That makes phony calls when there's no phone.

June 16, 2015 - What you measure is what you get

Not a thing on my screen could I see!
My darned ticket's closed? How can that be?
On first contact resolved?
Why? The mystery's solved.
It was good for him, not good for me.

June 15, 2015 - The fault, dear Brutus, is in defaults

"My darned hotspot's not working!" he said.
"There are places the thing is just dead."
There's no reason to moan!
Change the name of your phone.
Or avoid other people named Fred.