In that crawlspace, the smell really suckked.
All their cabling's muddy and mucked.
All those spider and vermin
Would leave a guy squirmin'.
If y'think I'm your guy, then you're Zucked!
The civilian thought, "Give me a break!
With the tapes, my career is at stake!"
The magnetic tape fans
Told him, "Here are some plans
For a neat Christmas wreath you can make!"
When the update had stalled at a stage,
I then emailed their tech support sage.
Those procedures? Eschew 'em.
In two days? Go do 'em.
Why can't he be on the same page!
That one manager acted so smug.
"What's your fallback if there is a bug?"
This solution just rocks:
When decomming a box,
If it hangs, we'll just pull the darned plug!!!"
That one guy? He was sure not a star.
His experience? Not good by far!
Data center? He'd say
He was there every day.
That's a cool Boston Mass. singles bar.