June 8 - 12, 2015

June 12, 2015 - Maybe think of it as 'Charlotte's Wiring Run'?

In that crawlspace, the smell really suckked.
All their cabling's muddy and mucked.
All those spider and vermin
Would leave a guy squirmin'.
If y'think I'm your guy, then you're Zucked!

June 11, 2015 - It's the same job, he'll just be less punchy

The civilian thought, "Give me a break!
With the tapes, my career is at stake!"
The magnetic tape fans
Told him, "Here are some plans
For a neat Christmas wreath you can make!"

June 10, 2015 - RTF...oops!

When the update had stalled at a stage,
I then emailed their tech support sage.
Those procedures? Eschew 'em.
In two days? Go do 'em.
Why can't he be on the same page!

June 9, 2015 - Because, well, we've got a process

That one manager acted so smug.
"What's your fallback if there is a bug?"
This solution just rocks:
When decomming a box,
If it hangs, we'll just pull the darned plug!!!"

June 8, 2015 - The art of the resume

That one guy? He was sure not a star.
His experience? Not good by far!
Data center? He'd say
He was there every day.
That's a cool Boston Mass. singles bar.