June 1 - 5, 2015

June 5, 2015 - See, we're capable of Not Doing Anything too

"It keeps crashing!" the fish loudly cries.
What the doc says should be no surprise.
Lots of stuff comes to mind -
All the trouble he'd find
That is caused by his package's size.

June 4, 2015 - It's like you can read my mind!

Today's fish is now Tank reminiscin'
'Bout a user whose icons were missin'.
That's not what they were called,
They were deemed "uninstalled".
It'd be nice if some people would listen!!!

June 3, 2015 - And the new phone won't even flip open!

How a mouse works is taught to the masses
In a lot of PC user classes.
Please don't give me your 'tude!
I don't want to be rude -
I'd suggest, "Get a new pair of glasses."

June 2, 2015 - Maybe the right technology here is RAID

Untold horror, this creature provoked.
"There's a roach here!" the user had croaked.
There are some who would dash
To be there in a flash
If they thought it's the kind that you smoked.

June 1, 2015 - Now it's June. What WAS it I was supposed to do?

Why's the wireless running like stool?
'Twas an annual power-save rule.
Here's the answer, you see,
Just unplug the AC,
And then access will be oh, so cool.