May 25 - 29, 2015

May 29, 2015 - Now THAT'S a ringtone!

Oh, those guys! This is one of their tricks!
In a meeting, I thought of a fix!
What would make those guys moan?
Make a call to my phone:
10:02, 10:04, 10:06...

May 28, 2015 - Well, you know how wild those library parties get

When the manager called, she was cross.
Her computer's messed up - what's the cause?
"Here's the answer!" I cried,
"There's confetti inside!"
Could this story explain JIM THE BOSS?


May 27, 2015 - Oh, THAT'S what you meant!

"They can't boot," today's fish with us shares.
Caught a druggist, 'bout tech unawares.
Though the guy's not a dope,
"Got a disk inside?" "Nope!"
Has this druggist been sampling his wares?

May 26, 2015 - Do as I say, not...

Conference calls? Let me tell you - I hate 'em.
"Be efficient: the big ultimatum!"
To me, this one's a crime
And a big waste of time
When the PowerPoint's read out verbatim.

May 25, 2015 - But then they could reuse the business cards!

This guy seemed unbelievably dim.
Who we'd want has the same name as him!
They brought in the wrong guy!
What they did is just why
We won't bring in a boss that's named Jim.