May 18 - 22, 2015

May 22, 2015 - Good copy? Bad copy? No 'copy'

The check info? Please send on a floppy.
To be safe, you should make your own copy.
Comprehension is slight
When instructions you write
"How to copy a floppy" are sloppy.

May 21, 2015 - Well, it was funny while it lasted

What's the problem? Our tech would deduce
A wrong set up. That's what he'd deduce.
On the ticket he'd write
What was causing their plight.
This new techie - his name? Dr. Seuss.

May 20, 2015 - Have you considered someone with handcuffs?

There were problems I went to address.
Was the owner at fault here? I guess!!!
"I will get someone who
Will know just what to do."
Like the numbskull who caused all this mess?

May 19, 2015 - So THAT'S the kind of security users want from IT!

There are foxes inside! Please advise.
The response I got wasn't wise.
What's security say?
Last I heard, they said, "HEY!

May 18, 2015 - Gee, why IS it so hard to find IT people nowadays?

Got the job that I had been a-bidding.
To a halt, my career there was skidding.
Before starting, I'd find
They were changing their mind.
What's my first review's comments? "Just kidding!"