To this edict, they chanted "Amen!"
'Twas repeated again and again.
All the peons must think
What will work is the ink
Of the sacred and blessed purple pen.
In my business, I don't like to brag.
There's a call. I've got this in the bag!
What's this FBI deal?
How to tell if it's real:
You'd see J. Edgar Hoover in drag.
Fix my password now, fish! Make it snappy!
But the answers she gave were all crappy.
Since each question was missed,
The fish knew she was pist,
But at least our security's happy!
"There's a problem!" the user would cry.
"Your new change isn't working now! Why?"
All the dates he would show
Were all one month ago.
Was the user's name Marty McFly?
HAPPY LIMERICK DAY
On this day, poets all seem quite cheery.
Writing lim'ricks we're never too weary.
We will go on our way
Writing poems every day.
Though we're brave, there are times we're quite
Born: May 12, 1812, Holloway, London
Died: January 29, 1888 Sanremo
Restore files? That user was messin'
Where she shouldn't, the fish was a-guessin'.
Do a system restore?!?
There is one thing for sure,
Where they're kept she was taught in my lesson.