At that steak house, that yank could just die
When those waiters with scissors came by.
What's the dress code today?
Tees and cut-offs? Okay.
And a cut-off's including your tie.
With the database problems, they're swearin'.
All the hair from their heads, folks are tearin'.
Some say hardware's to blame.
Others software, they name.
But the culprit was Bobby McFerrin.
To the fish, this was sure not amusing.
The assistant cried, "It's so confusing!"
"She's a catch," her boss felt.
"Twelve years under her belt!"
(But just not with the software we're using...)
Need a number? The guy sounded queasy.
The phone company's fix sounded cheesy.
My fix works. There's no doubt.
Swap the batteries out.
Those guys never make fixes sound easy...
The security change was completed.
More secure? In this quest they succeeded!
Now the bus can't get in?
That's a commonplace sin.
Since a much wider van-width is needed.