April 27 - May 1, 2015

May 1, 2015 - Just think of it as a selfie the hard way

At that steak house, that yank could just die
When those waiters with scissors came by.
What's the dress code today?
Tees and cut-offs? Okay.
And a cut-off's including your tie.

April 30, 2015 - Guessing that song REALLY grated after a while

With the database problems, they're swearin'.
All the hair from their heads, folks are tearin'.
Some say hardware's to blame.
Others software, they name.
But the culprit was Bobby McFerrin.

April 29, 2015 - Oh sure, like YOU never used WordPerfect Office...

To the fish, this was sure not amusing.
The assistant cried, "It's so confusing!"
"She's a catch," her boss felt.
"Twelve years under her belt!"
(But just not with the software we're using...)

April 28, 2015 - Isn't there a way to make this more complicated?

Need a number? The guy sounded queasy.
The phone company's fix sounded cheesy.
My fix works. There's no doubt.
Swap the batteries out.
Those guys never make fixes sound easy...

April 27, 2015 - And people say IT security slows users down

The security change was completed.
More secure? In this quest they succeeded!
Now the bus can't get in?
That's a commonplace sin.
Since a much wider van-width is needed.