To avoid the fat-finger mistake,
A fax system, its purchase we'll make.
While it works real snappy,
And everyone's happy,
It can't give our users a break.
At the screen today's fish simply gawked.
Go to pk.com? He was shocked!
What's the website he hit? He
Had found Persian Kitties!
The next thing he saw: *YOU ARE LOCKED*
Those two systems had similar names,
What they did was exactly the same.
Coders said, "What the heck?
This was all done to spec!"
It's the analyst everyone blames.
Helping users - to this I am prone.
Although this one was out of my zone.
Though I'd try and I'd try,
There's no answer. Now why
Can't this user just pick up her phone?!?
"We need whiteboards!" my coworkers site.
So the room they did paint all in white
But the boss thought she's smart
And hung up lots of art.
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