April 13 - 17, 2015

April 17, 2015 - And it only took 30 years

That great lead? Something sounded quite screwy.
His commissions? They all went kablooey.
Then some thirty years on
We're discussing that con.
When I told him I did it - pa-tooey

April 16, 2015 - How not to make money in IT, RFID edition

They won't take some good input from me.
Yet we came out on top, can't you see?
Who could ask for much more?
We received forty four
New antenna base stations for free!

April 15, 2015 - It's all in how you read it

This darned log! It just cannot be read.
"That's impossible!" Fred quickly said!
VIP's got involved.
Soon the problem was solved.
Who's the culprit? The culprit was 01000110 01110010 01100101 01100100

April 14, 2015 - It's all in how you read it

Of that printer, his thoughts were quite dim.
What on earth could be bothering him?
That device must be dead.
What won't print can't be read.
Must be messages written by JIM...

April 13, 2015 - That's not the hat I was wearing when you asked

"All our servers aren't safe!" fish is snortin'
"In your installs, one step you're abortin'!"
Fish's head soon would throb -
It's not networking's job.
He should talk to this guy: Peter Norton.