April 6 - 10, 2015

April 10, 2015 - Kids, do NOT try this at home (OR in the office)

Pull an April Fool's prank? Yes, I should.
There's a co-worker I made a hood.
But the boss, it would jar.
I had gone way too far,
But I've got to admit, IT WAS GOOD!

April 9, 2015 - See, it really works!

Fred and Barney were called in to scold.
Barney's orders for fridges? Paroled.
What had caused them to screech?
Fred's security breach.
Using Fred's account just left them cold.

April 8, 2015 - Welcome to IT!

Pull the server? I'm taken aback!
When I did, what I heard's a loud crack.
"Hey, a rack holds a server,"
Might think some observer,
"This server's supporting the rack."

April 7, 2015 - Hey, what's the rush?

Said the message, "Please give us a hand.
Just renew this badge," was their demand.
HR cannot confirm
When you go temp to perm?
They're the first to know when you get canned.

April 6, 2015 - Lucky she had a backup copy of her password, huh?

Fix a login? Don't want to be mean.
But a co-worker helped - was it keen
That her password was shared?
No, but some have declared,
"Glad that password's not stuck to her screen."