March 30 - April 3, 2015

April 3, 2015 - This is how we get better code AND better coders

To new programmers joining the mix:
Here's a lesson. I hope that it sticks.
Make a change on your own -
T'will make everyone moan.
Do not fix what you're not told to fix.

April 2, 2015 - Why would we need him again?

After implementation, there's flux.
There are contractors cut. That sure sux.
"Who's the database guy?"
"He was let go. Now, why?"
Sometimes it's not so wise to save bucks.

April 1, 2015 - Almost ready, redefined


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March 31, 2015 - Think maybe her boss was on the call?

When the user called, she was quite short.
"How's the SOP updates?" she'd snort.
"About five months ago
You were told." She said "Oh."
Well, I guess that the ball's in their court...

March 30, 2015 - Some people just don't appreciate the finer things

I believe I'll go out on a limb.
This guy's virtual keyboard view's dim.
There is one thing for sure -
It is way more secure.
Take a look how it's slowing down him.