March 23 - 27, 2015

March 27, 2015 - Priorities

Could I please play some doubles with him?
I could see that his skill set was slim.
When I went for a smash,
What he did, he'll rehash,
'Cause I nailed the guy right in the JIM.

March 26, 2015 - And at 80, standing on your head won't work either

Of this tale I will sure reminisce.
There's a call - there was something amiss.
What had caused her to sweat?
When her background she'd set
¡sıɥʇ ǝʞıן buıʞooן dn punoʍ uǝǝɹɔs ɹǝɥ uǝɥʇ

March 25, 2015 - Not certified, but very possibly certifiable

Electricians pull cable? You bet!
Think of all of the savings we'll get!
Users say "What the hey?!?
Printing jobs takes a day?!?
Like his cabling, that guy was all wet.

March 24, 2015 - Highlighting, redefined

Though the user who wrote that was bright,
Still there's something that doesn't sound right.
Here is something to try
At your office supply:
Find a highlighter colored bright white.

March 23, 2015 - Well, that's one way to make IT a profit center

My install has been blocked? What the hey?!?
"It's a worm," their IT guys would say.
"While you're sure on the ball,
Let me do my install,
Or each day you will owe us 10K."