March 9 - 13, 2015

March 13, 2015 - Maybe they wanted it locked to keep you in?

You can watch as the pilot fish fumes
While each server he's got swiftly swoons.
Lights were gone in a flash,
Then each server would crash,
Just as long as the bash had its tunes.

March 12, 2015 - But isn't a cloud just a storm waiting to happen?

When I looked at the book that was his,
My first thought that I had was "Gee whiz!
There is one thing for sure -
While our net's not secure
With that little black book, yet he is..."

March 11, 2015 - No, honest, this one really IS a hardware problem

This is causing the guy much confusion.
What is wrong with the screen resolution?
What I told him was tragic:
It seems only magic's
A suitable help desk solution.

March 10, 2015 - Keep your love notes on the status display, bub!

I can tweak printer status? How cool!
Say "I LOVE YOU!" Will that make her drool!
"Could you bring up my phone?"
"My good stock!" she would moan.
What's my status with her now? I'm stool...

March 9, 2015 - You can't just NOT have an email address, can you?

I had said that their site's out of whack.
donotemail? I'm taken aback!
When a question you'd leave,
Could you truly believe
That they really would answer you back?