March 2 - 6, 2015

March 6, 2015 - Like the train, it goes around and comes around

While I'm riding the Tube to the bank,
There's three chaps making comments so frank.
"They are boorish and rude!"
"Ev'ry one's got a 'tude!"
"I am glad that we're not bloody Yanks!"

I thought, "These guys are not very nice.
To these three, I would give some advice:
Do not rant like a dunce.
You were not gobsmacked once,
But instead, you were all gobsmacked twice!"

March 5, 2015 - Besides, we know who to forward the complaints to

There's an audit. We have to get through it.
All those updates? Somebody thought, "SKREW IT!!!"
Write a note? Folks will fuss,
In a meeting discuss.
It is quicker at times to just do it.

March 4, 2015 - With a little work you could get dozens from that!

I had worked on a bad help desk ticket.
This one reader won't scan when you click it.
Many hours were spent,
But the boss sure got bent.
Boy, I'd love to tell him where to stick it!

March 3, 2015 - But WAY classier than Post-Its, right?

This new calendar firms have been mintin'
You can enter a password or hint in.
IT folks all will screech,
"A SECURITY BREACH!!!"
This sounds perfect for Hillary Clinton.

March 2, 2015 - But thanks for asking!

Now the DHS has no more bucks.
There's no bandwidth! The suits all said, "Shucks"
What came next was so weird -
Hey, a pop-up appeared!
Our experience? Two words: "IT SUX!!!"