February 23 - 27, 2015

February 27, 2015 - How hard can it be?

That old server is quite problematic.
The fish tried to be so diplimatic,
On and on he would cry,
"That old server could die!"
That accountant would just give him static.

But then, right in the midst of this flap,
Their old motherboard went straight to krapp.
Soon the fish the guy shocks
"Don't be touching that box!
Who knows what others parts you will zap!!!

February 26, 2015 - But what if we have another hardware problem?

There's an error! In quickly I'd fly!
But it's hardware, I can not deny.
Pay to park? "No!" he hissed.
Take me off of that list!
Maybe next time, they'll call the right guy...

February 25, 2015 - Really, it's a great solution, but...

Is this engineer taking some risks?
To a room with his stuff the guy whisks.
In the meeting, we're floored.
That's a glitch with a board?!?
What's the problem in making those disks?!?

February 24, 2015 - My version! No, MY version!

When we bought those two groups A and B,
For their codes, there must be a decree.
Just one code we'll assign,
I'm sure that will work fine,
'Til the day we buy company C.

February 23, 2015 - And no, you don't get to keep the CRT either

When flat panels came out, I did squeal!
That new intern gets one? What's the deal?
So I made a quick switch,
But I found there's a hitch -
There's a rule on that: "Thou shalt not steal!"