February 16 - 20, 2015

February 20, 2015 - And it was an, um, privilege knowing him, right?

Get some comp time? My chances were slim.
Send out resumes! This joint is grim!
What became of this charma?
I think it's called Karma.
He got what was coming to him.

February 19, 2015 - But we're betting you DID label that line, right?

Though in networking, we are quite skilled,
'Bout a line we had pinged we got grilled.
How'd they know it was us?
We won't put up a fuss -
They could tell us, but then we'd be killed.

February 18, 2015 - I think we've located the problem, all right

Server's hosed, and their techie'd require us
To send code, which is sure not desirous.
Don't be saying I'm daft!
Don't be hosting Minecraft!
Because you are the ones with the virus.

February 17, 2015 - Good thing you missed that the first time around

After viruses caused so much strife,
We had given his laptop new life.
Now his sound's not so good?
I am asking, "Now who''d
Give a laptop to Deputy Fife?"

February 16, 2015 - Who says users never read directions?

Though instructions were sent all around,
Still the help desk inquiries abound.
While our message begun
"Your code's 4321"
We forgot we should add in the #.

(Also goes by the name "number sign", "hashtag", and my personal fave, "octothorpe." I just don't have the time to write rhymes for all four versions...)