I had joined the utility's crew
Back when IBM PC's were new.
When she typed "FORMAT C"
She then muttered, "Oh, gee..."
I then learned about what not to do.
This new Apple's so great! Have you heard?
We can chat without speaking a word!!!
What's so great? I would bet
That his mom wouldn't get
What can be really cool to a nerd.
That new DBMS has gone wild!
It has all my compatriots riled!
What consultants had spurned,
Before long, we had learned
Every program must be recompiled.
To the fish said the user, "Oh, snap!
This darned internet CD is krapp!!!"
CD's color? She'll get
From her stereo set.
It's no wonder it's sounding like rap!
And since that same Scarlett Johansson picture and article keep showing up in the Tank...
Every day in our daily Tank glancin'
There's that picture of Scarlett Johansson.
Though we're tired of that star,
It's much better by far
Than the thought of a nekked JIM dancin'!
That assistant has got quite an itch,
Makes up nicknames, to her, they're so rich!
Between Trouble and Pest,
We think hers is the best.
All us techies are calling her "Chris Berman."