This has got all the users confounded.
Box keeps hanging. They all are astounded!
What's the fix? The fish jokes,
"Misbehave for your folks.
And that way you are sure to be grounded."
When the install did nothing but bomb,
I gave help with my normal aplomb.
He can't google the fix?
He's been told, "Hit the bricks!
Here's a site for you: monster.com"
"This new system, it just doesn't work.
It's still wrong," the clerk said with a smirk.
Well, my code was all right.
Then an audit shed light.
Now the thing that's not working's that clerk.
To that user, my meeting went flat.
So he said in the meeting room chat.
He can't hear and can't see.
Well, now, how can it be?
It's his system is running like shat.
You should email the tech support swami.
They will make it all better, like Mommy!
Still, he can't see or hear.
It is perfectly clear
That this user? His friends call him "Tommy!"
There's a femtocell problem we've got.
When we'd say it's not working so hot,
Tech support would say, "No,
It's okay our tests show."
With a yank of the plug, "No, it's not!"