January 26 - 30, 2015

January 30, 2015 - But we just got him broken in!

Yes, my manager's very astute.
Of this fact, there can be no dispute.
In the common day lingo,
All's OK now. BINGO!
PM's moving on now! SALUTE!

January 29, 2015 - This is why, now and then, we reinvent the wheel

A report's what they're asking of me.
I made sure it's done accurately.
Yet the analyst fumed,
And she yelled and she boomed,
"These are not what I think they should be!!!"

Though I don't want to put up a fight,
I replied, "What I've written is tight.
I have checked and I've checked,
My report - it's correct.
All those totals you have just aren't right."

So they looked at their totalling code,
And before long, their studies, they showed
There indeed was a bug.
So I thought with a shrug
That to me, an apology's owed!

January 28, 2015 - Technically, you CAN do that, but...

Was the user who called really dim!
Moved her keys all around on a whim!
While it won't work that way,
There's one thing she can say:
Now she's able to type just like JIM!

January 27, 2015 - So THAT'S why they think it's "their" printer

Here's a Novell idea for them:
Sharing printers! They haw and they hem.
Print a quiz on some checks?
They exclaimed, "What the heck!"
Guess I'll have to go RTFM...

January 26, 2015 - Are you REALLY happier knowing why?

Hey, their backup's not found! Are we blind?
What they need, we're unable to find.
They're not saving that, fella!
Be like Miss Litella.
Their ticket should read, "Never mind..."