Yes, my manager's very astute.
Of this fact, there can be no dispute.
In the common day lingo,
All's OK now. BINGO!
PM's moving on now! SALUTE!
A report's what they're asking of me.
I made sure it's done accurately.
Yet the analyst fumed,
And she yelled and she boomed,
"These are not what I think they should be!!!"
Though I don't want to put up a fight,
I replied, "What I've written is tight.
I have checked and I've checked,
My report - it's correct.
All those totals you have just aren't right."
So they looked at their totalling code,
And before long, their studies, they showed
There indeed was a bug.
So I thought with a shrug
That to me, an apology's owed!
Was the user who called really dim!
Moved her keys all around on a whim!
While it won't work that way,
There's one thing she can say:
Now she's able to type just like JIM!
Here's a Novell idea for them:
Sharing printers! They haw and they hem.
Print a quiz on some checks?
They exclaimed, "What the heck!"
Guess I'll have to go RTFM...
Hey, their backup's not found! Are we blind?
What they need, we're unable to find.
They're not saving that, fella!
Be like Miss Litella.
Their ticket should read, "Never mind..."