It's the carpet? Those guys hit the roof.
So I offered a little more proof.
It was really a snap.
Just two steps and then ZAP!
When our calls would begin to get dropped,
For a tech support call we would opt.
Diagnostics were run.
Though no fixes were done,
Calls once lopped, cropped and dropped now had stopped.
My darned program not running so great?
What's the problem? I sure can relate.
Though I'd try and I'd try
There was no way that I
Was successful in getting a date.
Budget cuts is the bean counters' plea.
Don't pay cash when we get it for free!
Quite demented? They are!
They have gone way too far
By reusing our dirty TP.
I thought I would get kicked in the butt.
When I offered a tour, they yelled "What?
You've more screens than allowed,
And of this you are proud?"
I should learn to just keep my mouth shut.