December 29 - 31, 2014

December 31, 2014 - But now how will we cost-justify all that AC?

Said my mom, "Are all IT guys dense?
They love spending their dollars and cents.
What they taught us at school
Is to keep servers cool.
What they don't teach is ol' common sense."

December 30, 2014 - Betcha the prof can blow hard for longer than that

Make the wind blow by just proclamation?
Boy, that student gets my admiration!
Can I take time to ask
That he do a small task?
Make good weather for next week's vacation.

December 29, 2014 - Well, he DIDN'T open a ticket that time, did he?

All those tickets I had to condemn.
"Let the jobs run." I told all of them.
So the let them all go,
But they thought I should know
With a phone call around 3 AM.