Said my mom, "Are all IT guys dense?
They love spending their dollars and cents.
What they taught us at school
Is to keep servers cool.
What they don't teach is ol' common sense."
Make the wind blow by just proclamation?
Boy, that student gets my admiration!
Can I take time to ask
That he do a small task?
Make good weather for next week's vacation.
All those tickets I had to condemn.
"Let the jobs run." I told all of them.
So the let them all go,
But they thought I should know
With a phone call around 3 AM.