December 15 - 19, 2014

December 19, 2014 - Is this really how Sherlock got his start?

When our hardware began to decline,
We bought PC's - they'll work really fine!
Some guy was quite shifty.
Our guys put out fifty,
But only got back forty-nine.

After three rounds of our emailing clamor,
That darned culprit came, and he'd stammer,
"Why'd you want the thing back?"
"Every box we must track.
Do you want to do work in the slammer?"

December 18, 2014 - Have you tried...oh, you did

This one guy's application, don't nix it.
A test server, we surely deep-sixed it.
When we'd mess with the time,
That's a Kerberos crime.
What he did wasn't right, but it fixed it.

December 17, 2014 - It's That Analyst again

That darned app really needs to be tuned
Since its memory use has ballooned.
Our cool ticketing app?
Says That Analyst, "Krap!"
Yeah, this guy really needs to be mooned.

December 16, 2014 - See, we're NOT the only ones who get tech shock

Selling phones was a task I knew well.
Then one day everything went to heII.
As today's fish relates,
It's the day of Bill Gates
We've gone past Alexander Graham Bell.

December 15, 2014 - But we DID meet the deadline, right?

They're a vendor that cannot be beat!
All their deadlines, they're certain to meet!
Is it too much to ask
For a critical task?
Must we ask that designs be COMPLETE?