Was security done by some newb?
Or perhaps by some uninformed rube?
I just heard the man say,
"Oh, your tablet's okay
Just as long as you don't leave your cube..."
The bank's system is state of the art.
But its patching just wasn't too smart.
Make a list of them all,
Stick the list on the wall,
Then choose patches to make with a dart.
Of competitors, I am so wary.
This arrangement is really quite scary.
Our security's naught!
I don't know why we bought
That small vendor that's down in Mayberry.
"My computer's shut down! Now improve it!
There's a thermal event. I will prove it!"
After checking, I wrote
On a blue post-it note:
"See your heater down there? Simply MOVE IT!!!"
"It's so odd what they do," the fish stated.
"When they know there's a problem, they've
waited!"
That request? There's no doubt
That he filled the thing out.
But before it was sent, his dog ate it.