December 8 - 12, 2014

December 12, 2014 - Because tablets are just naturally secure, right?

Was security done by some newb?
Or perhaps by some uninformed rube?
I just heard the man say,
"Oh, your tablet's okay
Just as long as you don't leave your cube..."

December 11, 2014 - Why we love decentralized IT

The bank's system is state of the art.
But its patching just wasn't too smart.
Make a list of them all,
Stick the list on the wall,
Then choose patches to make with a dart.

December 10, 2014 - Why, is that a problem?

Of competitors, I am so wary.
This arrangement is really quite scary.
Our security's naught!
I don't know why we bought
That small vendor that's down in Mayberry.

December 9, 2014 - Or sit between them, so she'll get even more heat

"My computer's shut down! Now improve it!
There's a thermal event. I will prove it!"
After checking, I wrote
On a blue post-it note:
"See your heater down there? Simply MOVE IT!!!"

December 8, 2014 - Paperwork or a work around? Hmm, tough choice...

"It's so odd what they do," the fish stated.
"When they know there's a problem, they've
That request? There's no doubt
That he filled the thing out.
But before it was sent, his dog ate it.