December 1 - 5, 2014

December 5, 2014 - Not the house call he had in mind

Fix a PC? I know what to do.
There's a spoon and a needle? It's true!
Job description? It's thus:
Certified as A+,
And I must be an EMT too.

December 4, 2014 - But they ARE still going to fix it, right?

Said the HR guy, "How can it be?"
What goes crash for her won't crash for me!"
Hey! That user clicks twice!
Let me give some advice:
Change her coffee to one caffeine-free.

December 3, 2014 - How to save money in IT: Broadcast edition

With the wiring, of cost we were spared.
"Use existing holes!" techies declared.
When this method was tried,
Much equiment was fried.
There's just some things that shouldn't be shared...

December 2, 2014 - Or we could just filter out anything with @ in it

@££ th0$3 m@!£$ w3 w0u£d g3t w0u£d b3 d@mn3d.
!n th3 tr@$h 3v3ry 0n3 w0u£d g3t ¢r@mm3d.
W@nt t0 m3$$ w!th 0ur f!£t3r?
M@k3$ th!ng$ 0ut 0f k!£t3r!
W!th junk w3 @r3 g0nn@ g3t $£@mm3d!

December 1, 2014 - Good to know there are things you can count on

When she called, I proceeded to quiz.
"It looks different! Don't know what it is!"
Then she felt like a jerk.
"This ain't email for work!"
As she hung up, she shouted, "Gwhiz!"